- From Bookman -

<Begin Bartlo FAQ>
Joseph Bartlo has nicknames he hates, such as "Bartmo",
and Jo-Jo. He tries to deflect them by claiming the post is directed
at someone else, when the post is in response to him.
Isn't that right, Bartmo?

If you don't kiss his tushy and generally suck up to him,
he doesn't care about you at all (or your 'froup) - unless
you piss him off. In which case he'll call you a "pest" and/or
a goddamned liar. Come to think of it, he may not care
about you even if you do suck up to him. But he obviously
loves it when people do so. Isn't that right, Bartmo?

Current evidence indicates that Jo-Jo has a fetish, or possibly
an obsession for having the last word in a hostile Usenet exchange.
It also appears that he has a crap fetish.

Bartl-baby has threatened violence towards people he dislikes,
and in one case, appears to have travelled to one poster's
house. He has also lost his driver's license for reasons he has
not divulged. He also has hinted that despite this, he continues to
drive.
</FAQ1.0 (BETA)>
<Additions welcome>


Addition to /FAQ1.0:
Bartlo lives with his 71 year old mother in Mt. Pocono Pa. His street
address is 50 Seneca Road. In the past Bartlo has published his phone
number, his Social Security number as well as his college transcripts.

Bartlo is an admitted virgin at 41 years old. His mother told him that women
would only want him for "the things he could give them" However his mother
has a gentleman friend who frequently sleeps over. This upsets Joseph when
he hears them going at it in the next room.

Bartlo's cousin was recently (fall of 2003) arrested for robbing a strip
mall in the Mt. Pocono area. This was reported in the local newspapers and
confirmed by Bartlo. His great uncle is a lounge singer at local bars.

Bartlo's primary source of income is forecasting for a "lawn service" A1
Lawn Care in Ann Arbor, Michigan. A1 is Bartlo's one and only customer. He
has never held a regular job. He also makes a few dollars shoveling snow for
neighbors and performing yard work for them.

Bartlo has many people who have made him their enemy. He puts it this way:
"Some influential people made me their
enemy though, which makes doing
almost anything they can "stick their
dirty little fingers in" more difficult."

Bartlo owns three cats and a gerbil which he vehemently denies. No one knows
why he denies owning the cats. Their existence used to be mentioned on his
website, and has since been removed

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